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阿郎與阿女

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><font size="3">&nbsp;<font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 七夕情人節<br /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif" /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 是織女與牛郎一年一度見面的日子&nbsp;&nbsp; <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif" /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif" /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;可 ~ ~ 是<br /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/broken_heart.gif" /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/broken_heart.gif" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 牛郎卻沒有赴約&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/broken_heart.gif" /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/broken_heart.gif" /><br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 因 ~ ~ ~ 為 ~ ~ ~ 他.............<img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface9.gif" /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface9.gif" /></font></font></span></p>
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卡玖基颱風

<font size="4">昨天早上5點多還在睡夢中,先生就叫我起床!因為受到卡玖基颱風的影響,雨下了一整夜。<br />而........而.........而........... <br />我家一樓,淹水了!  <br />連房間也進水,打開廁所門。哇!!變成一個小池塘了,7公分深的水位,雖然不深,可是水已經快滿出來客廳了。我看的快昏了。 <br />找出原因,原來是浴室和廚房的排水孔一直灌水進來。<br />夫妻倆人一人堵一邊的孔。可是,想一想這樣不行的。我就把盆栽的土倒在塑膠袋裡,套了好幾層,又去外面搬了一塊石頭堵廚房的排水孔。水暫時沒有再灌進來了。<br />而廁所我真的不敢進去,只好用舀的把水舀在桶裡,拖到外面倒掉,而先生卻說:妳白癡啊!水一直灌進來,妳要舀到何時啊?他去找了一條塑膠管,不知怎麼做的,就讓水由管子流出去外面,不用一直舀。而我把另一個盆栽的土倒在塑膠袋裡,套了好幾層。叫先生堵在浴室的排水口。<br />孩子被我們這麼一吵也醒了,看看時間6點了,也起床加入舀水的行列裡。好不容易把一樓的水舀完了,先生說要回老家拿工具。他才出門一會兒就聽到兒子說:媽媽,廚房另一邊的孔也跑水出來了。<br />天啊!這次換流碗槽下連接水管的出孔處流水出來了,只好自己拿布胡亂塞。和兒子又開始舀水出去。眼淚已經在眼眶裡打轉了,先生回來後,告訴他情形,你不在我快哭了。他卻趕著要去上班,(我有點<img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/sad_smile.gif" />)。他說,昨天公司已安排好的工作還是要做。安慰我只做半天,下午就回來了。可是我多麼希望他能在家裡的。一個早上的時間,雨水還是有倒灌進來,我就趕緊和兒子舀出去。重覆工作,累死了。<br />期待著下午先生就在家裡了,可是中午他卻打電話回來告訴我,公司下午派他去幫忙載"抽水機"。要去抽水。他說有一個沿海地方的村莊水已經淹到膝蓋了</font>
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對不起 我無能為力

<font color="#ff0000" size="5">請你<br />  不要怨&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;要認命<br /></font>
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感恩的心

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">家有一尊媽祖,早晚點清香是我的習慣,但有時忙就叫先生點香。叫先生"點香"他都覺得嗤之以鼻。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black">
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">這是家裡的神明,所以我有時用逼迫的方式、有時用拜託的方式,一定要叫他點。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black">
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><font size="3">漸漸得,他會幫忙了。今年,五月快下旬時,點的更勤了。我覺得不對勁喲!</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black">
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慶 祝 結 婚 X 週 年

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font size="5"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif" alt="" /><img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif" alt="" /><img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif" alt="" />&nbsp;慶祝結婚 X 週年 <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif" alt="" /><img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif" alt="" /><img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif" alt="" /><br /><br />哈</span><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black">……</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">哈</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black">……</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">哈</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black">……. <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface8.gif" alt="" />&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface8.gif" alt="" />&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface8.gif" alt="" />
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font size="5"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不是浪漫的花束、也不是燭光晚餐<br />而是......................&nbsp; <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/lightbulb.gif" alt="" /><img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/lightbulb.gif" alt="" /><img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/lightbulb.gif" alt="" />&nbsp;<img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif" alt="" /><img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif" alt="" /><img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif" alt="" /></span></font></p>
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憂鬱的姑姑

<font size="4">(姑姑)是先生的姐姐,是一位憂鬱症患者。<br />她需要靠藥物,才能控制她的情緒。<br /><br />她是嫁人為妻之後,種種壓力下才產生的症狀<br />嫁了好多年才有孩子,而她的丈夫是單根獨苗。<br />所以在她的婆婆壓力下,希望再添一子<br />然而,始終無法懷孕。<br />強勢的婆婆,耳根子輕的丈夫,軟弱的她。<br />使她成了一位憂鬱症患者。<br /><br />婆婆總是說:每當電話響時,她總是好怕、<br />好怕是她的女兒打回來的。<br />因為姑姑病發時,好恐佈,還鬧到警局去。<br />在警局瘋言瘋語。<br />先生說:打了她重重的一巴掌,好心疼的一巴掌,<br />希望把她打醒........<br /><br />我更怕.... 怕她來我家..... <br />我不知該如何和她相處</font><br /><br />
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真是的................

<p><font size="5">有天和老公起爭執後,<br />出現的一段超"白"的對話 <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/confused_smile.gif" /><br /><br />老公:如果,下輩子遇到妳,<br />   我一定要掐死妳。<img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface32.gif" /><br /><br />老婆:下輩子我們不會相遇的, <br />   因為我在天堂,你在地獄。<img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/angry_smile.gif" /><br /><br />老公:才不是,是我在天堂才對。 <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface26.gif" /><br /><br />老婆:喔!那一定是受主恩寵<br />   "釘在牆壁的" <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface15.gif" /><br /><br />老公:如果,我是釘在牆壁的,<br />   那妳就是"釘子"了。<br /><br />老婆:是"十字架"吧!!<img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface15.gif" /><br /><br />老公:...................................</font></p>
<p><font size="5">老婆:<img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface8.gif" /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface8.gif" /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface8.gif" /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface8.gif" /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface8.gif" /></font></p>
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原來如此

<font face="標楷體" size="5">炎熱的天氣 <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/confused_smile.gif" alt="" />  和老公去市場買東西<br />老公說:天氣這麼熱,<br />怎麼會想跟我出來買東西? <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface7.gif" alt="" /><br />我撒嬌的說:因為有你,<br />所以不覺得熱  <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/heart.gif" alt="" /><br /><br />老公輕聲的對我說:對呀!! <br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; "因為有妳"<br />"買東西才買 這.....麼.......久" <br />    <br />   "真是,熱死我了" <br /> <br />我...........&nbsp;<br />以為,他怎麼變得這麼"體貼"!! <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface13.gif" alt="" /> <br /><br />原來.......... <br />"會......錯......意........了"  <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface13.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface9.gif" alt="" /> <br /><br />討 ~ 厭 ~ 啊!!  <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/broken_heart.gif" alt="" /><img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/broken_heart.gif" alt="" /><img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/broken_heart.gif" alt="" /><br /></font>
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啊!!今天是怎樣!!~ 人 ~,路癡就算了,也眼癡了!!

<font size="4">今天,和小朋友去超商買東西  <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif" /><br />正在挑東西時,迎面而來一個女生  <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface7.gif" /><br />她向我打了一個招呼  <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface7.gif" /><br />我心想,她是誰?  <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface36.gif" /><br /> <br />突然,她開口問我事情 <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface7.gif" /><br />我就跟她對話,(我心想,她怎麼知道我的事哪)???  <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface10.gif" /> <br />可是.................................<img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface14.gif" />   她,到底是誰? <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface10.gif" /><br />我就問:妳不是在賣"豆花"的那個老板娘嗎?!<br />(因為熟悉,相遇會打招呼。但不至於知道<br />對方太多事)<br />妳怎麼也知道我一些事情。 <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface10.gif" /><br />"她",頓時"愣"住了。<br />她用一種佷不可思議的表情說:<br />"我們是親戚"。重新再自我介紹一次。 <br />聽她這麼一說,天啊!! <br /> <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface13.gif" />  我把我家親戚給"忘了"。 <br /><img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface13.gif" /> 我真的不是故意的。<br />趕快!假裝很"熱絡"的寒暄幾句。<br />又個自挑東西。<br /><br />咦!! <img src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/confused_smile.gif" alt="" /> 又看到另一個女生也在跟我點頭。<br />我想,這個又是誰。<img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface14.gif" />  <br />哦!!這個應該真的是賣"豆花"的老板娘了。 <br />我想"不,不,不,打個招呼就好了"。<br />不可以再"重蹈覆轍"了。 <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface13.gif" /> <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface13.gif" /> <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface13.gif" /><br />我想我快"中暑"了,才會有這種幻影出現。 <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface14.gif" /><br />排隊結帳時,第三個女生叫我,<br />我嚇了一下,今天是怎樣?!<img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/taface10.gif" /><br />好加在,她脫下口罩。<br />"哦"!! 終於,遇到一個<br />百分之百不會認錯的人啊!!! <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface8.gif" /> <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface8.gif" /> <img alt="" src="http://pics.blog.yam.com/images/smiley/msn/otaface8.gif" /><br /></font><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
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揹負在女人身上的難題 - 男孩&女孩

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><font size="3">阿嬤的女兒,孫子齊聚一堂,放眼一看,全是女生。</font></span><br /><br />媽媽的手足,全是女生。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></font><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">媽媽和阿姨的小孩加起來共有18個</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt"> 。</span></font><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">而這18個當中只有5個是男生。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt"> </span></font><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">聽媽媽說:她生女兒,</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt"> </span></font><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">爺爺根本不想入房間看。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt">&nbsp;<br /></span></font><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">聽某一個阿姨說:當她生下第四個孩子</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt"> </span></font><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">得知是女兒,她一直哭,怎麼是女娃啊!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt"> </span></font><font size="3"><span style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">(因為當時醫院不發達,不知肚中胎兒是男是女)</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #444444; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LETTER-SPACING: 0.8pt">
<p>&nbsp;<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><font size="3"><br /><br /><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">婆婆的女兒眾多,她常說我生兒子,是因為</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">她把"女"生都生完,我才有"兒"啊!</span>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">兒子在呀呀學語時,婆婆,叫我要先教兒子叫"爸爸",不可教叫"媽媽"。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">因為先叫爸爸,下一胎會生兒子,先叫媽媽,下一胎會生女兒。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">結果咧!不可以叫"媽媽",卻可以先學叫"奶奶""姑姑"。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">沒有根據的說詞,使我只能在與兒獨處時,才可教孩子叫"媽媽"。</span></p>
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